Wherein we discuss the law vs. lootboxes (AKA "surprise mechanics"), Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, Final Fantasy VII (and VIII), Chernobyl (and the pronunciation of "nuclear"), Good Omens, Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge's virtual queue system, and Betrayal Legacy. Starring Ryan Scott, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Nintendo's big E3 wrap-up, Cadence of Hyrule, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, Yoshi's Crafted World, Final Fantasy VII, the Final Fantasy V Four Job Fiesta, Stardew Valley, Dr. Mario World, the repetitive nature of mobile games, X-Men: Dark Phoenix, Spider-Man 4, Ghostbusters 3, John Wick vs. serial killers, and our favorite dormant game series. Starring Ryan Scott, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss E3 2019, Google Stadia, the next-gen console war, Keanu Reeves' Cyberpunk 2077, Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, George R.R. Martin's Elden Ring, wacky 2020 release dates, Avengers: A-Day, Commander Keen, Ghostwire: Tokyo, Final Fantasy VII Remake, Final Fantasy VIII Remastered, Watch Dogs: Legion, Flight Simulator, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's newest fighters, Dragon Quest XI S, Luigi's Mansion 3, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance Tactics, The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening, collector's edition culture, Collection of Mana, The Witcher 3 for Nintendo Switch, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Resident Evil 5 and 6 for Nintendo Switch, Contra Anniversary Collection, Panzer Dragoon: Remake, Pokemon Sword and Shield, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, the sequel to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Metal Wolf Chaos XD, the sweet new Arcade1UP cocktail table cabinets, and Black Mirror. Starring Ryan Scott, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the "death" of iTunes, the ACTUAL death of Minecraft: Story Mode, Benicio del Toro vs. the Suicide Squad, Doomsday Clock, Super Mario Maker 2, E3 2019, Pokemon Sword & Shield, Google Stadia, Nintendo E3 predictions, the end of human civilization, Pokemon Sleep, Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge, Leisure Suit Larry, and Final Fantasy V. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.